QUOTES

If you oppose, you must propose!

If you aren’t part of the solution, you ARE the problem.

Attitudes are contagious, is yours worth catching?

FUNNY STUFF

The Confession

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by

his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her

praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began

to move slightly.

"My darling Becky," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh. don't talk."

He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice. "I.......I have

something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping

Becky........"Everything's all right, go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I.....I slept with your Sister, your

best friend, her best friend, and your Mother!"

"I know..." Becky whispered softly, "That's why I poisoned you."